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Well, ladies, my faithful subjects.

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I'm definitely glad 
that you made it this far today.

3
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Whatever His Royal Highness wishes, my lord.

4
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Well... what I desire... is both 
to look carefully at... this.

5
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Your Majesty... the royal jewel.

6
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I feel a tingle inside.

7
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Well, "sim sala bim", let the fun begin.

8
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Your wish is our command, my lord.

9
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What's going on? What does it mean 
this uninvited entry?

10
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I'm here to propose a toast.

11
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What are you talking about?

12
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Your Majesty.

13
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Your toast.

14
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Shocking, just shocking.

15
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THE DA VINCI STUDENT

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Yes, sir.

17
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I know Scotland Yard is dealing with the case, 
but the Queen has personally asked me to attend to this matter.

18
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That's right, yes you are right sir.

19
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King Bouliabeis was the queen's third cousin, 
she is very upset so she asked me

20
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hell took care of that so I called 
of Big Breasted Spies, they should be here any minute.

21
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What?

22
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Never heard of Big Breasted Spies?

23
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Oh my god, they're famous.

24
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Well, for starters we have Domino Falls: 38De.

25
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Lethal Weapons Expert.

26
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Sunday Brunch: 40EE, they call her the Questioner.

27
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She can let him go and get it 
immediate response from any man.

28
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Chesty Drowers: voted Spy of the Year 
at Lady Chatterley's School of Sex and Surveillance.

29
00:08:02,714 --> 00:08:04,447
I have all her books.

30
00:08:04,767 --> 00:08:09,055
Have you read that one, The Seven Voyeurs of Sinbad. 
She's hysterical, isn't she? Yes.

31
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I guess they made it into a movie 
and it will be here on DVD soon, this fall.

32
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I have a few copies, I'll lend you one, 
but don't scratch it. I'll kick your ass.

33
00:08:20,614 --> 00:08:23,514
Well, girls, I hope 
that this trip is worth it.

34
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Stanwyck really insisted 
let's get here in a hurry.

35
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I wonder what's going on.

36
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Girl, don't you read newspaper?

37
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Only the fashion section.

38
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Who was killed?

39
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Who was killed? 
Only the king of Inner Slobovia.

40
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Oh, the poor man.

41
00:08:41,874 --> 00:08:44,274
Wasn't he the one 
who owned the jewel?

42
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Yes: The Pink Cat.

43
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And it was stolen.

44
00:08:48,210 --> 00:08:48,860
Oh, no.

45
00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:50,280
Oh, yes.

46
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Let's go.

47
00:09:04,987 --> 00:09:06,607
You did well, Svetlana.

48
00:09:07,014 --> 00:09:11,051
This jewel you brought me will be the key 
to the conquest of the entire planet.

49
00:09:12,672 --> 00:09:13,812
Sounds good to me.

50
00:09:14,382 --> 00:09:17,982
After figuring out a way to turn on his power, 
there will be no defense against him.

51
00:09:18,897 --> 00:09:22,497
The two of us will rule the world together.

52
00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:24,620
And how does it work?

53
00:09:25,288 --> 00:09:28,188
As far as I know, the gem is controlled by a simple phrase.

54
00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:30,616
And what is she?

55
00:09:31,044 --> 00:09:34,494
Well, only the king and his 
lovely niece know this.

56
00:09:34,799 --> 00:09:37,399
Well, the king certainly won't tell us anything.

57
00:09:37,554 --> 00:09:39,504
That's why you need to find her now.

58
00:09:40,073 --> 00:09:41,033
What is her name?

59
00:09:41,200 --> 00:09:42,340
Ah, that's the problem.

60
00:09:42,753 --> 00:09:44,433
The king was very protective.

61
00:09:44,900 --> 00:09:47,800
Even top intelligence knows her 
only by her secret name.

62
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What is it?

63
00:09:50,474 --> 00:09:51,494
Da Vinci the student.

64
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We have to find her.

65
00:09:55,447 --> 00:09:57,722
Now go get Katrina and Sunny.

66
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I think I could 
to do a better job myself.

67
00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:04,795
Maybe, but for now 
i need you here with me

68
00:10:05,042 --> 00:10:07,065
Now go, they're in the backyard.

69
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,120
Immediately.

70
00:10:30,737 --> 00:10:33,137
The doctor told me I might find you here.

71
00:10:33,468 --> 00:10:34,848
Svetlana, are you back yet?

72
00:10:35,727 --> 00:10:36,377
Yes?

73
00:10:37,174 --> 00:10:40,294
And the doctor would like you both
for another mission, right now.

74
00:10:40,904 --> 00:10:43,604
Can't it wait? 
while we bake in the sun?

75
00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:46,830
Well I guess I can tell him 
that I can't find you.

76
00:10:47,015 --> 00:10:49,710
Well then why don't you come 
and you don't join us?

77
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I support this.

78
00:10:52,587 --> 00:10:53,607
Well let's do it.

79
00:15:01,828 --> 00:15:04,578
Hi ladies, it's ok 
of you for making it.

80
00:15:05,508 --> 00:15:07,188
This folder is all we have so far.

81
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:11,523
Seems like a while ago 
since 10 years King Bouliabeis has acquired

82
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diamond pink cat from human, 
called Ponduvar the Great.

83
00:15:15,633 --> 00:15:18,897
Second rate sage, seer
and a soothsayer from the temple of Bustituda.

84
00:15:19,829 --> 00:15:21,779
I didn't know this place actually existed.

85
00:15:21,925 --> 00:15:24,783
And it really exists, 
and Bouliabeis discovered the hidden power,

86
00:15:24,807 --> 00:15:27,566
that lures women 
to do his sensual bidding.

87
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:28,785
Well, how is that possible?

88
00:15:28,865 --> 00:15:34,247
Legend has it that you only have to aim the diamond 
Pink cat to a young girl, to recite a secret

89
00:15:34,271 --> 00:15:39,105
phrase or chant and she'll take off her pants 
faster than a horn at a green light and it will go wild.

90
00:15:39,391 --> 00:15:43,375
The jewel aside, sir, aim so much 
a big diamond to any woman and she will do the same.

91
00:15:44,597 --> 00:15:45,797
It's not bad.

92
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:46,697
Well, there is.

93
00:15:47,207 --> 00:15:50,573
Especially if that power falls 
in the wrong people. Can you

94
00:15:50,597 --> 00:15:54,245
to imagine this kind of sexual energy, 
triggering some kind of weapon?

95
00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:59,900
Lord, one push of a button and all of us 
an army would have pants around their ankles for days on end.

96
00:15:59,990 --> 00:16:02,890
Well yes sir I actually see 
that this is happening.

97
00:16:04,713 --> 00:16:06,393
Are you kidding? are you crazy

98
00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:11,387
An army of prostitutes stripping and caressing
and raping our genitals and soldiers in the field.

99
00:16:12,195 --> 00:16:14,045
Sounds like a great morale booster to me.

100
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:17,157
Oh, you're funny! We would be taken over 
by barbarians in no time.

101
00:16:17,414 --> 00:16:18,064
No.

102
00:16:18,855 --> 00:16:21,295
No, no? No, no, Omniscient.

103
00:16:21,342 --> 00:16:22,542
Dr. Omniscient again?

104
00:16:23,350 --> 00:16:27,487
Yes, Omniscient is back in the game 
and makes another bid for world domination.

105
00:16:27,748 --> 00:16:28,828
I like dominance.

106
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:34,789
Dear God, stop, I like a nice chick who beats me 
like everyone else, but there is a time and a place for everything.

107
00:16:34,915 --> 00:16:39,362
We will have to return this jewel and the elusive Student
Da Vinci, before the Omniscient carried out his plans.

108
00:16:39,503 --> 00:16:40,763
Why Da Vinci Student?

109
00:16:41,533 --> 00:16:45,949
Da Vinci student knows the secret chant, 
which unleashes the power of the Pink Cat Diamond.

110
00:16:46,728 --> 00:16:47,378
OK, sir.

111
00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:49,020
We are ready.

112
00:16:49,782 --> 00:16:51,462
No, you are not. Let's see them.

113
00:16:58,541 --> 00:16:59,191
Now...

114
00:16:59,848 --> 00:17:02,398
get under the showers and report to me in the gazebo.

115
00:17:02,449 --> 00:17:03,099
So true, boss.

116
00:17:03,183 --> 00:17:04,623
And don't call me boss!

117
00:17:04,755 --> 00:17:05,405
Got it.

118
00:21:18,547 --> 00:21:20,647
Do you believe this about King Bouliabeis?

119
00:21:20,758 --> 00:21:22,378
I know, I can't believe it.

120
00:21:22,435 --> 00:21:23,215
Neither do I.

121
00:21:23,925 --> 00:21:25,605
I know it was the All-Knowing One.

122
00:21:27,084 --> 00:21:27,734
Yes.

123
00:21:27,804 --> 00:21:30,154
I mean I suspect
who else could it be?

124
00:21:30,199 --> 00:21:31,159
I can't imagine.

125
00:21:31,245 --> 00:21:31,895
Oh, wow.

126
00:21:33,036 --> 00:21:34,716
Well, it's hard being a Busty spy.

127
00:21:35,033 --> 00:21:35,813
It really is.

128
00:21:36,415 --> 00:21:39,095
I was so happy to be Big Breasted Spy.

129
00:21:39,598 --> 00:21:42,801
We need Big Breasted Spies. What do you think?

130
00:21:43,472 --> 00:21:44,122
I adore him.

131
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:45,359
They are so natural.

132
00:21:45,559 --> 00:21:46,939
They really are, aren't they?

133
00:21:47,016 --> 00:21:48,156
I could never tell.

134
00:21:48,243 --> 00:21:50,093
I think they feel it 
just like yours folks.

135
00:21:50,190 --> 00:21:50,840
Yes.

136
00:21:50,937 --> 00:21:53,387
Oh come on, when you buy, you pay for it, it's yours.

137
00:21:55,733 --> 00:21:57,113
Yeah, no one would know.

138
00:21:57,393 --> 00:22:00,888
Have you guys picked out your outfits?
for the rest of this mission?

139
00:22:00,941 --> 00:22:01,591
Yes.

140
00:22:01,634 --> 00:22:04,406
And your bust line is showing, right? 
Because it is our best weapon.

141
00:22:07,395 --> 00:22:09,595
All right, ladies. Let's give it all we've got.

142
00:22:10,532 --> 00:22:11,182
Let's go.

143
00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:15,427
Oh, it's, it's, it's...

146
00:22:23,579 --> 00:22:26,807
Wow, watch out, you'll fall. Hey. oh excellent

147
00:22:27,327 --> 00:22:31,183
Not exactly a record time, 
but we will make a fortune from the video. Right?

148
00:22:33,343 --> 00:22:34,483
I have in my hand.

149
00:22:35,066 --> 00:22:36,206
Your secret orders.

150
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,912
Before I give them to you, 
I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions.

151
00:22:40,085 --> 00:22:41,885
And I want them answered immediately.

152
00:22:42,204 --> 00:22:43,884
Oh... Will they be difficult?

153
00:22:44,492 --> 00:22:46,572
You bet baby 
let's go

154
00:22:46,649 --> 00:22:47,299
Okay.

155
00:22:50,903 --> 00:22:53,803
Ok Chesti, just a few easy ones, 
to warm you up.

156
00:22:53,885 --> 00:22:55,565
Who is buried in Grant's Tomb?

157
00:22:59,141 --> 00:23:01,641
I have a video camera 
what would you do with it?

158
00:23:01,990 --> 00:23:03,550
Shall I return her to you?

159
00:23:03,627 --> 00:23:06,135
Okay, okay... Don't go around...

160
00:23:07,699 --> 00:23:08,359
Bad people.

161
00:23:09,046 --> 00:23:12,694
Millard Fillmore was president of the 
United States, what was his wife's name?

162
00:23:12,768 --> 00:23:14,476
Sorry, can you repeat the question?

163
00:23:14,550 --> 00:23:16,850
Millard Fillmore had a wife, what was her name?

164
00:23:17,796 --> 00:23:19,476
This is the one who was gay?

165
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,610
I have a great pair...

166
00:23:22,432 --> 00:23:24,132
I have a great pair of panties.

167
00:23:24,285 --> 00:23:26,435
Who wrote the Gettysburg Address?

168
00:23:28,579 --> 00:23:30,019
Was it Bill Clinton?

169
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,690
Bill Clinton is close enough.

170
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:36,248
What do you do with a drunk sailor early in the morning?

171
00:23:37,494 --> 00:23:38,214
I suck it on him.

172
00:23:38,494 --> 00:23:39,694
Well, that's perfect.

173
00:23:40,247 --> 00:23:43,311
I wear underwear on my head, 
I'm in a shopping mall...

174
00:23:43,335 --> 00:23:46,133
people ask me questions 
what do i tell them

175
00:23:47,980 --> 00:23:48,880
You are special.

176
00:23:49,046 --> 00:23:51,546
Is that a lump in my pants? 
or just happy to…

177
00:23:55,576 --> 00:23:57,826
I have an ice cream cone, where do I put it?

178
00:23:58,964 --> 00:23:59,624
Right here.

179
00:23:59,677 --> 00:24:00,937
Excellent, excellent.

180
00:24:01,180 --> 00:24:03,180
Have you ever made love to a little dwarf?

181
00:24:03,882 --> 00:24:05,562
No, but it's on my to-do list.

182
00:24:05,666 --> 00:24:07,966
What do you do with a green monkey in the closet?

183
00:24:08,511 --> 00:24:09,351
I would say...

184
00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:17,372
Ah, that's excellent, you pass the test, 
you go to the head of the class on that one.

185
00:24:17,465 --> 00:24:19,145
Okay ladies, here's the plan.

186
00:24:20,224 --> 00:24:24,612
I'll take you on a train to the Conservatory 
of St. Cecilia for heaviest girls.

187
00:24:25,224 --> 00:24:28,574
Located in Geneva, Switzerland, 
so you should have a good time.

188
00:24:28,683 --> 00:24:32,023
It is said that the Da Vinci Student 
is under an assumed name there going to school.

189
00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:33,123
Now your mission…

190
00:24:33,895 --> 00:24:37,642
We know, we know, should we decide to accept it.

191
00:24:38,923 --> 00:24:41,043
Excellent, this is music to my ears, I love it.

192
00:24:41,123 --> 00:24:45,019
Okay, your mission is to participate 
in the role of the student, to find the Student

193
00:24:45,043 --> 00:24:48,236
Da Vinci and thwart the Omniscient 
to get hold of her. Did you understand?

194
00:24:48,334 --> 00:24:49,034
We got it.

195
00:24:51,906 --> 00:24:53,586
Now go with those tits.

196
00:25:01,285 --> 00:25:04,825
Never have so many people owed 
so many on three pairs of breasts.

197
00:25:11,691 --> 00:25:14,091
I spoke to Katrina and Sunny and they are packing.

198
00:25:14,868 --> 00:25:15,518
Okay.

199
00:25:16,565 --> 00:25:19,685
The three of you will be traveling to the school
in Switzerland tonight.

200
00:25:20,882 --> 00:25:26,606
Once you find the Da Vinci Student, you should 
make her tell you the secret words at any cost.

201
00:25:27,753 --> 00:25:30,435
Have you tried "abra-cadabra"? Or "focus-mokus"?

202
00:25:31,788 --> 00:25:33,108
I've tried everything.

203
00:25:33,873 --> 00:25:37,369
nothing works 
so you have to find the girl.

204
00:25:38,603 --> 00:25:41,353
don't worry 
I will give you what you need.

205
00:25:44,077 --> 00:25:44,727
Okay.

206
00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:01,415
Excuse me, do you know where we can 
find the admin?

207
00:26:02,027 --> 00:26:05,723
Yes, that would be Madame Cleavage, 
you can find her right there in the office.

208
00:26:05,822 --> 00:26:07,395
OK, thanks. 
- No problem.

209
00:26:07,535 --> 00:26:09,585
Alright ladies, let's go find Mrs. Cleavage.

210
00:26:09,641 --> 00:26:11,121
Do you think we qualify?

211
00:26:11,127 --> 00:26:12,567
I think so. 
- Me too.

212
00:26:14,737 --> 00:26:17,624
Sir, I have told you again and again...

213
00:26:17,648 --> 00:26:20,120
there is no one here with that name.

214
00:26:20,802 --> 00:26:21,452
Damn it.

215
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:31,952
Mrs. Cleavage.

216
00:26:32,405 --> 00:26:33,705
This is Cle-vage.

217
00:26:33,772 --> 00:26:35,092
Can I help you ladies?

218
00:26:35,162 --> 00:26:38,179
We are here to sign up. 
I think they called from the embassy.

219
00:26:38,284 --> 00:26:38,934
Excuse me?

220
00:26:39,832 --> 00:26:42,232
Sir, Richard Stanwick. 
- The British Consulate.

221
00:26:42,620 --> 00:26:45,270
Oh, are you the three harlots of Tewkesbury?

222
00:26:45,310 --> 00:26:46,390
This is us.

223
00:26:46,892 --> 00:26:49,542
ok then
Dickie told me so much about you.

224
00:26:50,493 --> 00:26:51,143
Dicky?

225
00:26:51,670 --> 00:26:53,850
Yes, Richard and I have known each other for a long time.

226
00:26:53,974 --> 00:26:54,624
oh what?

227
00:26:55,469 --> 00:26:59,293
Well, of course. Together we resolved 
the case of Moaning Lisa.

228
00:26:59,303 --> 00:27:01,153
I remember that, it was hard.

229
00:27:03,738 --> 00:27:06,488
Well, I'm sorry I can't 
let me help you a lot ladies.

230
00:27:07,025 --> 00:27:09,525
The identity of the girl, 
I don't know what you are looking for.

231
00:27:10,707 --> 00:27:12,027
I do know this though.

232
00:27:12,660 --> 00:27:14,610
She has an identification mark on her body.

233
00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:16,079
What is it?

234
00:27:16,585 --> 00:27:18,985
She has a series of moles 
on his left rear cheek.

235
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,880
But almost everyone has them.

236
00:27:22,039 --> 00:27:22,689
Oh, no.

237
00:27:22,879 --> 00:27:23,779
Not like these.

238
00:27:24,498 --> 00:27:28,002
When you connect them with a tag, 
they form a picture of a small bush.

239
00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:28,754
You mean?

240
00:27:28,818 --> 00:27:31,037
Yes - the famous bush from Sri Lanka.

241
00:27:32,498 --> 00:27:34,178
Well, that will be hard to find.

242
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:37,580
Well, I'll leave it up to you ladies, 
find out what you can.

243
00:27:38,930 --> 00:27:42,035
ok girls i think 
that we need to talk to some of the schoolgirls.

244
00:27:42,202 --> 00:27:43,702
I'll check the west wing.

245
00:27:43,769 --> 00:27:45,389
I'll check the main room.

246
00:27:45,446 --> 00:27:48,096
I'm going to the kitchen and I'm going to make myself a drink.

247
00:27:48,185 --> 00:27:49,085
Mix one for us too.

248
00:27:59,979 --> 00:28:01,466
Hi, what are you reading?

249
00:28:01,848 --> 00:28:03,048
Something for an hour.

250
00:28:03,378 --> 00:28:04,028
What?

251
00:28:04,431 --> 00:28:05,081
A book.

252
00:28:05,775 --> 00:28:08,187
A book, are there words in there?

253
00:28:08,663 --> 00:28:10,163
No, mostly just pictures.

254
00:28:14,015 --> 00:28:17,238
On the western front, everyone is big-breasted.

255
00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:18,540
It's a classic.

256
00:28:19,162 --> 00:28:20,912
So what's your favorite part so far?

257
00:28:21,073 --> 00:28:25,030
I like it when Sergeant Balkon goes off 
on patrol with Private Lap Dance and Major Zombie.

258
00:28:25,043 --> 00:28:26,843
Oh, it's so exciting.

259
00:28:27,282 --> 00:28:28,242
It certainly is.

260
00:28:28,833 --> 00:28:30,453
So what are you doing here?

261
00:28:30,552 --> 00:28:33,252
Oh here to study 
breast history and science.

262
00:28:34,369 --> 00:28:36,989
You know: "E = DD squared".

263
00:28:37,950 --> 00:28:40,750
Actually, you could help me with something.

264
00:28:41,158 --> 00:28:42,718
I need your opinion.

265
00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:45,737
Hmm...just in size, texture.

266
00:28:46,914 --> 00:28:49,520
You guessed it - the color, the length of the nipples.

267
00:28:50,031 --> 00:28:51,711
They look good from here.

268
00:28:51,790 --> 00:28:52,740
Right?

269
00:28:53,665 --> 00:28:54,745
Do they look real?

270
00:28:55,389 --> 00:28:57,069
Einstein would be really proud.

271
00:28:57,842 --> 00:28:58,492
Okay.

272
00:28:59,957 --> 00:29:01,337
Yes, you can touch them.

273
00:29:01,663 --> 00:29:03,163
Maybe I could feel yours.

274
00:29:04,411 --> 00:29:05,061
Okay.

275
00:29:05,164 --> 00:29:06,604
I will move the book.

276
00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:10,355
You guessed it: a little mutual display.

277
00:29:10,890 --> 00:29:12,090
Let me help you.

278
00:29:13,008 --> 00:29:14,688
I hope I'm not interrupting you.

279
00:29:14,889 --> 00:29:15,549
Not at all.

280
00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:53,310
Butt.

281
00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:12,137
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't want to 
to barge into your kitchen.

282
00:33:13,477 --> 00:33:15,717
I'm Sunday... Sunday Brunch.

283
00:33:16,769 --> 00:33:17,789
What's your name?

284
00:33:21,537 --> 00:33:24,009
What's up? Tongue tied?

285
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:36,681
Nemiah Manners: butler service 
for those who love cleanliness and silence.

286
00:33:37,168 --> 00:33:39,935
Oh... so you can't really talk.

287
00:33:43,668 --> 00:33:45,668
I was wondering if you could help me.

288
00:33:47,069 --> 00:33:52,368
I'm new here and I'm looking for a friend of mine, 
she is very pretty and has moles.

289
00:33:53,539 --> 00:33:54,679
On your left cheek.

290
00:33:57,173 --> 00:34:00,997
Not this cheek, stupid... this cheek.

291
00:35:05,145 --> 00:35:05,795
Oh, yes.

292
00:35:23,142 --> 00:35:23,792
Oh, yes.

293
00:36:49,637 --> 00:36:50,537
Oh, yes. Oh, yes.

294
00:37:20,812 --> 00:37:22,492
I've been watching you.

295
00:37:22,579 --> 00:37:24,379
You've got some pretty damn interesting moves.

296
00:37:24,987 --> 00:37:26,127
What is your major?

297
00:37:26,341 --> 00:37:26,991
Breast study.

298
00:37:27,998 --> 00:37:29,678
Oh, what a coincidence. Me too.

299
00:37:30,472 --> 00:37:32,152
How did it end up here?

300
00:37:32,739 --> 00:37:34,299
I'm here on a scholarship.

301
00:37:35,102 --> 00:37:38,131
I thought you looked familiar 
you are Sunny Delight.

302
00:37:38,863 --> 00:37:40,563
You set a world record in '05.

303
00:37:41,449 --> 00:37:44,679
That's right, it was me 
world breaststroke champion.

304
00:37:45,521 --> 00:37:47,141
Seventy-two hours straight.

305
00:37:47,816 --> 00:37:50,984
I'm still amazed that straight 
blew the Russian team out of the water.

306
00:37:52,577 --> 00:37:54,927
Well, they couldn't stand a chance against those.

307
00:37:57,256 --> 00:37:59,906
Hey do you think you can give me 
show some of your moves?

308
00:38:00,209 --> 00:38:00,929
I would be happy.

309
00:42:28,759 --> 00:42:29,899
But Mrs. Cleavage...

310
00:42:30,119 --> 00:42:31,079
This is Cle-vage.

311
00:42:31,559 --> 00:42:33,634
Okay, I'm sorry... Mrs.... Mrs. Cleavage.

312
00:42:34,711 --> 00:42:39,057
I just don't feel like I belong here 
after all... I'm just a cup of Be.

313
00:42:40,111 --> 00:42:45,229
Oh baby you're wrong instead of thinking it's your cup 
half empty... think of it as half full.

314
00:42:45,661 --> 00:42:48,561
Oh I guess you're right 
I never thought of it that way.

315
00:42:49,058 --> 00:42:53,158
I know I'm right, besides what 
would i tell your dad if you suddenly left?

316
00:42:53,164 --> 00:42:54,124
Well I guess so.

317
00:42:55,316 --> 00:42:58,580
Now listen, go finish your studies, 
and I'll talk to you later.

318
00:42:58,933 --> 00:43:01,746
Thank you, madam... Cle-vaj.

319
00:43:05,731 --> 00:43:07,351
Well, girls, are you lucky today?

320
00:43:07,570 --> 00:43:09,320
That depends on how you define luck.

321
00:43:09,470 --> 00:43:12,974
If you mean The Da Vinci Student, 
then no, we haven't found anything.

322
00:43:13,209 --> 00:43:17,929
The butler helped me clean up 
the shower cabin for a few hours.

323
00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:19,323
Did you see anything?

324
00:43:19,571 --> 00:43:22,892
Abundance of scrub, 
but no bush from Sri Lanka.

325
00:43:24,067 --> 00:43:25,747
Manners had a good time, though.

326
00:43:26,764 --> 00:43:27,414
Manners...

327
00:43:27,958 --> 00:43:32,068
The poor boy is quite taken with being 
servant, but occasionally useful.

328
00:43:38,139 --> 00:43:41,242
Now, girls, I don't know if I should
to mention this, but it seems that some of the

329
00:43:41,266 --> 00:43:44,369
my last recordings here at the conservatory 
are not quite what they seem.

330
00:43:44,506 --> 00:43:45,966
What do you mean?

331
00:43:46,013 --> 00:43:50,420
I have a feeling that Dr. Omniscient has his own 
own spies hidden within our ranks.

332
00:43:50,551 --> 00:43:52,131
How did you come to this conclusion?

333
00:43:52,137 --> 00:43:56,104
I was out by the fire today 
and I saw a girl I didn't recognize.

334
00:43:56,489 --> 00:44:00,377
She was talking to Katrina and Sunny, two girls, 
who came to me only a week ago.

335
00:44:00,984 --> 00:44:01,634
And?

336
00:44:02,385 --> 00:44:05,592
Well, I didn't want to give it away 
your presence here, so I waited

337
00:44:05,616 --> 00:44:08,563
until the female students left 
and I politely questioned her.

338
00:44:08,946 --> 00:44:10,506
And what did she tell you?

339
00:44:10,963 --> 00:44:16,118
She said she was here from the catering company, 
which offers cookies for tomorrow's big barbecue.

340
00:44:16,699 --> 00:44:18,849
We have one every year 
to raise funds.

341
00:44:18,922 --> 00:44:20,602
You must be doing great with this.

342
00:44:20,724 --> 00:44:23,624
Oh, it's always very successful, 
people come from miles around.

343
00:44:23,746 --> 00:44:25,646
Do you think she's still around?

344
00:44:25,929 --> 00:44:28,829
Well I didn't see her go 
so you couldn't tell.

345
00:44:29,924 --> 00:44:33,546
Okay, girls, I suggest we go
to find out what she was really up to.

346
00:44:42,029 --> 00:44:47,268
Ah, Manners... right on schedule 
with one of your infamous cups of lukewarm tea.

347
00:44:53,555 --> 00:44:55,352
Well, look at all this.

348
00:44:55,379 --> 00:44:57,059
Oh my god, oh my god.

349
00:44:57,132 --> 00:44:58,812
This is going to be a fun party.

350
00:44:58,866 --> 00:45:02,754
oh my god i can't believe it 
that Alexis will start the festivities a day early.

351
00:45:02,812 --> 00:45:03,712
Isn't it great?

352
00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:05,073
Don't you dare. Don't you dare.

353
00:45:05,183 --> 00:45:06,185
I might. I might.

354
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:07,540
You're asking for it.

355
00:45:08,346 --> 00:45:10,145
Oh my god are you kidding me?

356
00:45:15,306 --> 00:45:17,186
Take off your top, yeah.

357
00:45:23,287 --> 00:45:24,607
This is my happy face.

358
00:45:25,904 --> 00:45:26,554
My God!

359
00:45:27,104 --> 00:45:28,544
Oh my god, it's like butter.

360
00:45:33,602 --> 00:45:34,862
We will have fun.

361
00:48:21,546 --> 00:48:22,714
"Tethytas."

362
00:48:26,100 --> 00:48:27,860
We'll go around in circles.

363
00:50:12,375 --> 00:50:15,025
Manners, you are my favorite butler.

364
00:54:38,631 --> 00:54:40,311
One wrong move and you're done.

365
00:54:40,470 --> 00:54:41,490
what do you want

366
00:54:42,070 --> 00:54:43,690
The da Vinci student, of course.

367
00:54:44,442 --> 00:54:46,342
I don't know what you're talking about.

368
00:54:46,648 --> 00:54:47,728
Oh, I think you know.

369
00:54:47,828 --> 00:54:50,643
No, really: I have no idea what you're talking about.

370
00:54:51,031 --> 00:54:52,711
Nice try honey, stand up.

371
00:54:54,908 --> 00:54:55,558
Bend over.

372
00:55:07,037 --> 00:55:08,357
Hey, you can't do that.

373
00:55:09,477 --> 00:55:10,557
Well, I do.

374
00:55:15,762 --> 00:55:16,722
And there it is.

375
00:55:16,944 --> 00:55:17,594
What?

376
00:55:18,594 --> 00:55:19,974
The bush of Sri Lanka.

377
00:55:20,494 --> 00:55:22,294
Right here on your royal cheeks.

378
00:55:23,533 --> 00:55:26,383
ok so you know who i am 
but what do you want from me?

379
00:55:27,361 --> 00:55:28,741
I want the royal chant.

380
00:55:30,084 --> 00:55:31,984
Who? There are many of them.

381
00:55:33,279 --> 00:55:35,879
The one that triggers 
the power of the Pink Cat.

382
00:55:37,115 --> 00:55:38,795
Oh yeah, this one, this one is easy.

385
00:55:46,719 --> 00:55:48,159
Are you sure about that?

386
00:55:49,940 --> 00:55:51,620
So how do you feel about him?

387
00:55:53,031 --> 00:55:53,871
A bit strange.

388
00:55:55,061 --> 00:55:56,381
Is this bad weird?

389
00:55:57,281 --> 00:55:58,840
No... good weird.

390
00:56:00,588 --> 00:56:02,028
You see it works every time.

391
00:59:51,489 --> 00:59:54,389
You know: it was nice and all, 
but still you come with me

392
01:05:18,841 --> 01:05:21,041
I should have remembered from the start that it was her.

393
01:05:21,351 --> 01:05:23,031
She put on a damn good facade.

394
01:05:23,100 --> 01:05:24,060
Yes, she did.

395
01:05:24,806 --> 01:05:27,006
And now I'm responsible for her disappearance.

396
01:05:30,824 --> 01:05:33,396
I checked the CCTV footage, 
she is still here on the grounds.

397
01:05:33,437 --> 01:05:34,617
What about the other two girls?

398
01:05:34,685 --> 01:05:37,093
Stanwyck checked them out, they must be working for Omniscient.

399
01:05:37,148 --> 01:05:38,788
Girls, we better get going.

400
01:05:43,274 --> 01:05:44,974
Ah, the Big Breasted Spies.

401
01:05:46,593 --> 01:05:47,973
Are you going anywhere ladies?

402
01:05:48,177 --> 01:05:49,877
Maybe later. 
- Don't count on it.

403
01:05:50,853 --> 01:05:52,173
Back inside, everyone.

404
01:05:54,899 --> 01:05:57,549
Glad to see you dressed for the occasion.

405
01:05:57,633 --> 01:05:59,087
I knew it was you.

406
01:05:59,147 --> 01:06:00,897
You won't get away with this.

407
01:06:02,895 --> 01:06:04,745
I suspect you are all looking for this?

408
01:06:06,545 --> 01:06:08,605
Jesus, the Pink Cat.

409
01:06:10,397 --> 01:06:12,947
Actually we were looking for her
thank you for bringing her.

410
01:06:12,969 --> 01:06:15,469
So what gets you out from under your rock, doctor?

411
01:06:15,595 --> 01:06:18,495
Like you Chesty, I wanted to hear the real tune.

412
01:06:18,635 --> 01:06:20,315
The one who gives power to the jewel.

413
01:06:20,600 --> 01:06:22,687
Whoah, what an idiot.

414
01:06:23,815 --> 01:06:26,565
Now, princess, I want to hear you speak.

415
01:06:26,647 --> 01:06:28,327
And please, no more scams.

416
01:06:28,849 --> 01:06:30,529
I will never, never give it to you.

417
01:06:30,628 --> 01:06:32,128
Um, well, I have my ways.

418
01:06:32,301 --> 01:06:33,981
Please sir, you know the rules.

419
01:06:34,112 --> 01:06:35,552
No unnecessary rudeness.

420
01:06:36,522 --> 01:06:38,472
Madame Cleavage, I assure you.

421
01:06:38,806 --> 01:06:40,486
I won't hurt her.

422
01:06:40,964 --> 01:06:41,924
This is Cle-vage.

423
01:06:43,110 --> 01:06:43,770
Forgive me.

424
01:06:44,609 --> 01:06:46,662
Now, princess, it's your turn to speak.

425
01:06:46,753 --> 01:06:48,933
No, I won't. 
- Yes, you will. You will.

426
01:06:49,030 --> 01:06:51,080
I won't do it. 
- I will, I will, I will.

427
01:06:51,149 --> 01:06:52,649
No, please, my God, no!

428
01:06:52,722 --> 01:06:54,402
No please, I'm allergic to cats.

429
01:06:54,464 --> 01:06:55,724
Now speak.

430
01:06:55,770 --> 01:06:57,470
No, no, please don't.

431
01:06:57,554 --> 01:06:59,234
Doctor, stop it, this is inhuman.

432
01:06:59,311 --> 01:07:00,991
Should I stop? I've barely started.

433
01:07:02,094 --> 01:07:05,396
Okay Doctor All-Knowing... 
let that cat go

434
01:07:07,195 --> 01:07:10,195
Now, tell me: why would I want to do that?

435
01:07:10,421 --> 01:07:12,471
Then we'll take you down 
right where you stand.

436
01:07:13,209 --> 01:07:15,509
You know the business rules, ladies.

437
01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:17,440
No unnecessary rudeness.

438
01:07:17,581 --> 01:07:19,261
This rule does not apply to us.

439
01:07:19,421 --> 01:07:21,321
Hmmm, who do you think you are?

440
01:07:23,115 --> 01:07:24,435
We are Big Breasted Spies!

441
01:07:38,442 --> 01:07:42,850
Well ladies... "sim-sala-bim...". 
Let the fun begin.

442
01:08:27,562 --> 01:08:30,490
How did it feel to work 
with director Harold Blueberry?

443
01:08:31,126 --> 01:08:33,526
Honestly, it was 
worst experience of my life.

444
01:08:33,932 --> 01:08:35,882
Am I allowed to tell you the truth or...

445
01:08:36,589 --> 01:08:38,269
Well, he's not here, so...

446
01:08:38,755 --> 01:08:41,055
This... is terrible, never again 
I will not work with him.

447
01:08:45,437 --> 01:08:47,999
It's amazing, he's so nice...

448
01:08:48,023 --> 01:08:51,711
He was very patient with me, as I told you.

449
01:08:52,404 --> 01:08:55,489
And, oh my, I hope he hires me again.

450
01:09:01,045 --> 01:09:02,725
You know his wife left him.

451
01:09:03,238 --> 01:09:04,738
I think he's just lonely.

452
01:09:04,768 --> 01:09:05,548
Really?

453
01:09:05,588 --> 01:09:07,338
I actually felt sorry for him.

454
01:09:10,702 --> 01:09:13,352
I mean the man doesn't know 
what the hell is he doing

455
01:09:13,468 --> 01:09:16,318
I have no idea how he gets it 
directorial work.

456
01:09:21,299 --> 01:09:25,774
Well, I'm almost certain that the director was on some kind of 
kind of recreational drug or something.

457
01:09:26,055 --> 01:09:26,835
Really?

458
01:09:26,922 --> 01:09:28,422
Yes, I'm almost positive.

459
01:09:32,520 --> 01:09:36,130
I've never actually seen it, 
he basically worked a lot behind the scenes

460
01:09:36,172 --> 01:09:39,806
and he really didn't like to look at people, 
but I could hear his voice.

461
01:09:40,314 --> 01:09:41,094
Really?

462
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:45,264
Well... who actually 
had access to the director?

463
01:09:45,945 --> 01:09:47,645
Who stuck his tongue in his mouth.

464
01:09:51,291 --> 01:09:55,340
Well, Harold Blueberry is back 
in my hotel room... and I'm sure

465
01:09:55,364 --> 01:09:59,349
that he was making plans and calling them 
on the phone and you know...

466
01:09:59,485 --> 01:10:02,407
Ads took care of that, 
and he was looking at the daily newspaper.

467
01:10:02,522 --> 01:10:06,327
So he literally called 
by phone from the hotel room.

468
01:10:06,794 --> 01:10:08,474
I think the maid answered the phone.

469
01:10:13,521 --> 01:10:16,421
Well, you know there was death 
on the set.

470
01:10:16,660 --> 01:10:18,760
Oh, we've heard rumors to that effect.

471
01:10:19,099 --> 01:10:20,719
We can't confirm it.

472
01:10:21,207 --> 01:10:24,547
But does this have anything to do with it? 
with the famous toaster incident?

473
01:10:26,044 --> 01:10:29,144
But you know... actually 
I didn't like her that much.

474
01:10:29,534 --> 01:10:32,385
She was getting old anyway. 
It wouldn't work much.

475
01:10:36,723 --> 01:10:40,596
They make a big deal out of it, 
you know how people twist the truth.

476
01:10:40,837 --> 01:10:46,278
First, she was a bitch, I was going to throw the toaster too 
in the pool, I mean the hot tub, for God's sake.

477
01:10:47,971 --> 01:10:51,597
But it really did burn the implants right away 
on her chest, they popped out and it was a mess.

478
01:10:51,870 --> 01:10:53,550
But other than that she's fine.

479
01:10:57,412 --> 01:11:00,923
Oh my god, people back then... are they burnt out?

480
01:11:01,480 --> 01:11:02,130
Yes.

481
01:11:02,406 --> 01:11:03,906
Oh, I feel so bad about this…

482
01:11:04,754 --> 01:11:09,140
Well, I guess everyone does, but no one 
he doesn't come to say anything about it so...

483
01:11:09,360 --> 01:11:10,140
Hard life...

484
01:11:10,466 --> 01:11:12,146
It's a hard, hard life.

485
01:11:15,669 --> 01:11:20,067
As a result, of course, he threw 
the toaster in the water, I mean…

486
01:11:20,408 --> 01:11:27,075
It's not brain surgery... if you put it
plugged in toaster in water, someone will be electrocuted.

487
01:11:31,893 --> 01:11:33,843
Okay, what's your next assignment?

488
01:11:35,441 --> 01:11:39,100
The next task, 
which I will be working on is… hopefully…

489
01:11:42,565 --> 01:11:43,885
Can I say that backwards?

490
01:11:44,069 --> 01:11:46,149
That way, you know... no, just kidding.

491
01:11:46,235 --> 01:11:48,555
I think I'll go to other photos...

492
01:11:50,619 --> 01:11:52,751
"The House on Tsitsov Hill 2".

493
01:11:53,317 --> 01:11:54,097
Really?

494
01:11:54,164 --> 01:11:54,814
Yes.

495
01:11:54,906 --> 01:11:57,156
This is another Blueberry project, right?

496
01:11:57,232 --> 01:11:59,357
Oh, I hope so... that would be nice.

497
01:12:07,929 --> 01:12:09,929
So Steve, what's your next project?

498
01:12:10,553 --> 01:12:12,012
I will be working on another…

499
01:12:12,985 --> 01:12:14,485
"The House on Tsitsov Hill 2".

500
01:12:14,782 --> 01:12:16,462
No, let's just do it again.

501
01:12:16,648 --> 01:12:17,298
Okay.

502
01:12:21,032 --> 01:12:23,032
So Steve, what's your next project?

503
01:12:23,153 --> 01:12:24,653
"The House on Tsitsov Hill 2".

504
01:12:24,712 --> 01:12:25,362
Damn it.

505
01:12:25,446 --> 01:12:26,586
Say it again.

506
01:12:29,795 --> 01:12:32,195
So Steve, what the hell 
is your next project?

507
01:12:32,262 --> 01:12:34,350
Yeah... "The House on Tsitsov Hill 2", man.

508
01:12:34,565 --> 01:12:36,465
This is another Blueberry project.

509
01:12:36,565 --> 01:12:37,225
Absolutely.

510
01:12:37,429 --> 01:12:40,822
And you will still take the phone calls 
instead of him for that, right?

511
01:12:41,230 --> 01:12:41,880
Oh, yes.

512
01:12:46,552 --> 01:12:48,602
Now you have, make lots of these…

513
01:12:50,552 --> 01:12:53,269
...sexy movies over the course of his career.

514
01:12:54,717 --> 01:12:57,600
What, how would she look
"The Da Vinci Student" among them?

515
01:12:58,001 --> 01:13:00,101
At the top of the list, 
at the bottom of the list?

516
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:05,384
I'm not done with this and I thought 
that you will change the subject.

517
01:13:05,492 --> 01:13:09,202
To be honest with you, I don't really want to 
to talk about it so much just because

518
01:13:09,226 --> 01:13:12,888
it was such a horrible experience 
and I really can't wait for it to be over.